Eat Your Heart Out Oprah!

Yes the job has reached such pinnacles of glamor we will now have star the likes of Oprah begging to be us, if only for the day! Yesterdays senario shows that this job has reached the top in everyway!!!! One coworker whom for reasons of privacy we will call Floppy comes out of the rest room squeaking for a plummer. It would appear Floppy and her bodily functions have stauffed a complete roll of toilet paper down the comode and it is now backed up and covering the floor!  And I mean everything........so pleasant! Did she think of the curtesy flush half way through? No she obviously just kept on going!!!!  More and more paper, enough to keep an entire village going for a week! How big was the job you ask- well it was........... I'll leave that to your imagination!Well after numerous plungings, a wire coat hanger and an entire bottle industrial strength drano the clog was shifted and Floppy squeaks "Thanks for helping"........................really? How old do you have to be? Yes we've all clogged the toilet but do you really call a plummer straight away? Was this in my job discription or is it just a side benefit of working with Floppy and the muppets? Like I said eat your heart out Oprah, my life is glamorous!!!!!!!!