Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Life In The Fast Lane

With the first, no thats a lie. With the latest travel muppet in place everyday life is soooo wonderful here in "Happytown!" The other Muppets continue chatting about their Weightwatchers that seems to be adding not deducting pounds and our muppet still fails to grasp the most basic of basics about travel.Add to this happy mixture the toothless wonders that come in smelling like they napped in an ashtray telling their whole life story, bringing with them a trio of miss matched children of different parentage with varying amounts of food and dirt on them, and life becomes another day in this office. We also had a visit Saturday from the guy who thinks he owns two cars but doesn't know where they are but wants to insure them. This is just a normal day in the glamorous life of a travel agent!!!!!!

Friday, February 4, 2011

Muppet Invasion!!!

It is true I have to tell you...the muppets are infiltrating travel in the guise of being a new agent!!! Definately a candidate for insurance. She is deaf to anything she is told and is more interested in taking breaks than working. It could be a problem. The white shit continues to fall and the local driver continue to leave their brains in bed where it is warm. If the snow looks deep and you are driving a low riding car it means you will probably get stuck....not any vastly complicated science just common sense. Oh thats right you left that with your brain in bed this morning!! I think maybe we should move Christmas to February we would have a better chance of a white Christmas. But doesn't this weather just make you want to sing " Jingle Bells" no I am talking about the weather not our new agent:)